
The Premier Percussionist.Last seen sporting a pink 70's disco wig,clashing horribly with his tartan bondage trowsers.Last year's U.S. tour supporting Bon Jovi was cancelled due to the third date clashing with Doug's job interview at Tescos as shelf-stacker.Still,his Sean Connery impressions are improving.

The Bassman and founder member.Electrical genious,highly distinguishable in his multi-coloured boiler suit,hooligan boots and bowler hat.Yeah looks like a Clockwork Orange reject.Mustn't grumble though,after years of bass playing he has progressed to using 2 of the 4 strings.

Daft lyrics and even dafter singing.Steptoe fan,dressed to distress in stripey strides,crazy shades and an assortment of mad hats.This guy certainly knows a banana skin when he sees one.Don't panic! His analyst assures us "it's not contagious".